"Right out of the hand it’s like, ‘Oh, [bleep]! That is right at his [genitals].’ ”On Tuesday, the Mets hottest hitter returned to camp sporting some new equipment mandated by manager Terry Collins. According to the Mets skipper, Valdespin will have to wear the full body cup "until he stops acting like an enormous [genitals]."-Tigers Pitcher Justin Verlander
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